My Lucky Day

Lying on the beach, enjoying one of the last beach days before autumn really takes hold, when something wet and warm lands 'splat' on my stomach. At first I thought someone was throwing suntan lotion at me - it only took a few seconds for me to realise that was completely ridiculous and to look down at the warm splotch. Bird shit.

Seems I'd been targeted from above. Wasn't planning on going for a swim, but sometimes you do what you have to do....

Heard that having a bird shit on you is good luck. Not sure if that's true or if that's just some wives tale that's told to make the shitee feel better...