Been out

on the piss.

Think some guy tried to pick me up but considering he couldn't decide at first between me or my friend, it was a complete waste of effort on his part.

Do you know how hard it is to type when you're pissed?????

Wish me well tomorrow...... I have a date mid-afternoon and it'd be really nice if I didn't feel like vomiting at the wine and food festival.

But then again, I'm not a great believer in miracles....