How to prepare for a bikini vacation

1. Eat cookies for dinner
2. Indulge in chocolate covered almonds
3. Gorge on fresh licorice
4. Have more than three meals a day
5. Do absolutely NO exercise.

No?

Is that not how you prepare?

Damn.

I've got three days to reverse the effects of the past month's behaviour. Think I can do it?

Aw fuck it. There's still cookies left in the kitchen.....