Fear

That's why I don't write stories about my Mom, even though - trust me on this one - they'd be funny.

See, my Mom doesn't have the sense of humour she thinks she does - especially if the joke is on her. So I can't write the stories down - because they could be used as evidence against me.

But - having said that - I'd still be happy to recount them verbally.

I'll even use my Mom voice where appropriate....