Dreams

I've been having the wildest dreams lately. Really. So much so that they've been waking me up in the middle of the night - multiple times in the night, in fact. And they're so vivid!! Invariably when waking up in the middle of the night, I have to go to the bathroom and I can remember a few times as I was shuffling my way back to bed in the semi-conscious way I do when being woken up in the middle of the night, thinking to myself."You should write this down so you don't forget." But then answering myself (yes, scarily enough, I do sometimes answer myself...), "There's no way you'll forget this shit!!" But, lo and behold, in the morning I wake up, vaguely remembering that I'd been up a gazillion times, let alone remember what I was dreaming.

All I know for sure is that they were those types of dreams that are really warped, yet somehow make a lot of sense.

For example, one I actually do remember from a few weeks ago went something like this: My ex-ex-ex boyfriend of over 10 years ago was standing in front of me agreeing to have sex with me, but only because I had BEGGED him.... but he would only do it one condition: that he could be completely covered in Saran Wrap - and I mean COMPLETELY. So I looked at him and said forget it.

Bizarre - oh so bizarre!!! for a couple of reasons:
1. Me begging him. As I remember the relationship, the only person doing the begging was him..... and
2. Saran Wrap??????????

But see where it made sense? I SAID NO! Thank the Lord for small miracles....

By the way, I have no idea what this dream means or the significance of it, but I gotta tell you - I can still feel the wave of relief that washed over me when I remember the whole scene and that I had said no.

You know, you just can't make this shit up. I really need to keep a pen and paper by my bed - I have a feeling my subconscious has been sending me quite a few gems!