"Meet my Monkey"

You think I'm talking about porn, don't you?

That was the in the subject line of an email I just received. From an address I didn't recognise. I thought it was porn - or some other kind of spam that contained a virus or something...

Almost deleted it without reading it, but decided at work today I'd open it there. That way if it was a virus I'd infect work instead of my own computer.

Know what it was? My friend who lives in Africa just bought a pet monkey and sent me some pictures. A monkey. A real monkey.

He really just wanted me to meet his monkey. Life is never dull.