I'm a prisoner in my own flat
Between me and my front door there is a Huntsman spider on the archway.
Have I ever mentioned my absolute terror where spiders are concerned?
Ever seen a Huntsman? They're massive. In my opinion there are too big to kill. Well, seeing as I find cockroaches too big to kill here and Huntsman (at least this Huntsman) is four times as big as a cockroach.... if not bigger.....
Where are the big strong men to come and save me? Where?
Wait.
Its gone.
Damn. I think that's worse!
Where did it go? How does something that big move that quick?????????
Now I'm no longer a prisoner of my apartment.
I'm now a prisoner of my couch.
I'm stuck.
Frozen.
Shit.
Why do I live in this country again????
Have I ever mentioned my absolute terror where spiders are concerned?
Ever seen a Huntsman? They're massive. In my opinion there are too big to kill. Well, seeing as I find cockroaches too big to kill here and Huntsman (at least this Huntsman) is four times as big as a cockroach.... if not bigger.....
Where are the big strong men to come and save me? Where?
Wait.
Its gone.
Damn. I think that's worse!
Where did it go? How does something that big move that quick?????????
Now I'm no longer a prisoner of my apartment.
I'm now a prisoner of my couch.
I'm stuck.
Frozen.
Shit.
Why do I live in this country again????
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