He's Just Not That Into You

Why Oprah? Why do you need to say things like that to me? Can't I just continue to live in the world where he wants me so bad that the reason he doesn't email, text or call is because his feelings for me are so strong that he's so overwhelmed he's unable to communicate? Please don't shake me from my delusional world where the sky is always blue and all men always want me!!

Someone should tell Oprah she's mean.