Did you know...

that if you empty the bad in your vacuum cleaner, your vacuum will actually start to pick up crap again?

And to the unspoken question - it's be about 11 months......

I am so never going to marry a rich man and stay at home and be a housewife! I'm so underqualified: I can't cook (I mean I REALLY can't cook), I can't clean and I'm bad in bed (parting words from an ex-boyfriend..)

Well, there's always the lottery....