"Are you married yet?

Asked the little 3 year old boy on the other end of the phone.

"No, I'm not." I answer patiently - and then before I could say anything else, I hear:

"Why?"

"Well, because no one's asked, little bud. Now put your daddy on the phone."

The next sound I hear is hysterical laughter of an adult male with the maturity level of a 5 year old (I'm being generous...)



Just a short example of what happens when you call your girlfriends when they're out and have left their husbands babysitting.....