Canadian Down Under

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Looming Tragedy....

Warning. Monster is sick.

She's had her neck shaved, blood taken and many, many drugs prescribed. (There is no way I'll come out with all ten fingers if I really have to give her all that...)

The impossible has happened: she is not eating...

Me not happy. Me worried.

Back Update


Guess how many disc bulges I have! Go ahead GUESS!!!

If you said two (as I was told earlier by a medical professional) you'd be wrong.
If you said three (as I may have quoted on this blog before) you'd also be wrong.

Seems upon close examination of my x-rays with an expert interpreting for me...

It's FOUR!

No wonder my back fucking hurts.....

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Just Busy!!

Sorry - not been posting in a while. Chockers these days.....

Only amusing story I have? Monster caught a Huntsman. Funny now.

Not funny then...

Friday, November 09, 2007


The idea was a harmless evening at the night markets.

It started with a quick drink.

Which turned into dinner and a couple bottles of wine.

Now I'm drunk and I never even saw a single stall.....

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

What do you do?

What do you do when you have a conversation with someone and at the end they say "this is good news. you should be happy"

And you aren't.

And the more you think about, the less happy you become.

What do you do?

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

I made the honour roll!!!

I'm addicted to the on-line version of "Are you smarter than a fifth grader?"

I can't even begin to tell you how long it took me to get there......

What a ripper!!!

I was getting ready for work this morning (which if you've been reading at all - you'd know that the non-morning person I am finds this a bit of a chore...)

Anyway, as I was getting dressed, I kind of stumbled putting on my suit pants and I hear this 'riiippp' sound.

'Shit' was my first thought, but then I realised that I had stepped on the waist band edge while holding onto the other side and caused the zipper to wrench down - hence the ripping sound.

Fast forward to 4:30 this afternoon. I'm in the toilet and when I pull down my pants (sorry for the detail, but it's kind of necessary) I notice that I can see right through to the floor. Right through where the back seam of my pants should be.

Amazing how no one told me..

So yup, it was a ripper all right!